Harvard Lampoon Spoof Boosts RealTouch Device Sales

Wednesday February 23rd, 2011
The Harvard Lampoon poked fun at its campus rival by spoofing an issue of the campus newspaper The Harvard Crimson. Included in the practical joke was a full page ad for the RealTouch interactive sex device for men, which saw an immediate increase in sales in the Boston area.

It is the second year in a row that The Lampoon has carried an ad for RealTouch, the sophisticated device from leading adult video on demand (VOD) company AEBN. RealTouch uses proprietary haptic technology to simulate the authentic warmth, moistness and relative motion of a performer when watching an adult video.

This year the ad was created entirely by Harvard students at The Lampoon. Its headline proclaimed: “This Edition of The Harvard Crimson is Brought to You by RealTouch.” The ad copy includes funny customer reviews, cartoons, a “For the Ladies” section, and a “product overview” that reads: “The Crimson believes in the 4 W’s of sex: 1.Wet; 2. Warm; 3. Wild; 4. With a different girl every night. If you agree, read on.”

“The Lampoon invited us to be the first ad to ever appear in their traditional spoof of the newspaper. We elected to let The Lampoon’s staff create the ad itself, since they know their audience better than anyone,” says Scott Rinaldo, sales director of RealTouch.

Rinaldo added, “Sales in the Boston area have shot up since the ad appeared, just as they did last year when the Lampoon ran our first ad. This just shows that Harvard guys are smart enough to know the real thing even when it is in a tongue and cheek ad. Of course, our favorite line in the ad was that ‘The RealTouch is the Rolls Royce of sex toys.’”

Experience Raw Piss Prison

Monday February 21st, 2011
Otherwise known as Memoirs of a Twink Convict, Robin Few reminisces about his time in the Czech Republic’s most notorious place of penal correction – or should that be penile correction?! With an array of offenders this hot, its little wonder that this in one prison pretty much all of us would love to call home.

This scene, available on RealTouch, stars Mel Drapp, Zack Hood, Jack Brent, and Adrian Cooke. It features hot Euro twinks in an orgy that features blowjob, anal and doggy-style fucking. You can choose to watch via by-the-minute streaming, as well by 7-Day and Unlimited Rentals.

AEBN RELEASES CONTENT DEVELOPMENT KIT

Wednesday February 16th, 2011
Users and Content Providers Can RealTouch Enhance Their Movies

CHARLOTTE, NC – (February 16, 2011) — AEBN, the world’s leading provider of adult video-on-demand entertainment, is opening up its RealTouch video content standard with the release of the RealTouch Content Developer Kit (CDK).

The CDK features sample code, a sample video, script files and sample executables that demonstrate how to encode video content for RealTouch, a device for men that uses proprietary haptic technology to simulate the authentic warmth, moistness and relative motion in thousands of adult videos. The CDK is the first step towards the public release of a Software Developer Kit (SDK) that will allow software developers to create applications for RealTouch.

To download the Content Development Kit simply click this link.

“Developers who have a commercial product they would like to RealTouch-enhance should contact developersupport at realtouch.com,” said RealTouch Director of Sales and Marketing Scott Rinaldo, adding that forum support is also available at the RealTouch forum for help with content encoding projects.

“This is part of the goal of the RealTouch team to foster the development of a community and a content standard for haptically-enhanced content and software,” Rinaldo said. “We believe there is a bright future ahead for the RealTouch product line and that growing a community and making this technology available for other developers is how we’ll arrive there.”

RealTouch Star Cort Donovan

Monday February 14th, 2011
Thanks to his movie star good looks Cort Donovan made his adult debut as a Falcon exclusive in 2006. His first appearance was alongside fellow exclusive and newcomer Ashton Star in the Falcon feature Dripping Wet. Fans fell head over heels for the muscular newbie, which prompted the studio to release a replica of his massive manhood. The realistic masterpiece was cast directly from Cort’s erect cock and balls and hand molded and detailed to capture every awesome detail. His 9-inch dick also won the award for Best Cut Cock at the 2007 Grabby Awards.

After Cort’s contract with Falcon ended he was quickly snatched up director Chi Chi LaRue who cast him in the Rascal film Excess. When he’s not performing Cort loves to travel. He especially enjoys going back home to the mid-west, where most of his family still resides. Aside from his adult career Cort has also worked in the insurance field and was at one point earning his BA at a university in Chicago.



Cort Donovan in the RealTouch Theater

There are currently two movies with Cort in the RealTouch Theater: Big Dick Club 2and Jett Blakk’s Endgame. At time of this posting, there are two clips featuring Cort.


 

RealTouch Makes Web Site Safe For Work

Tuesday February 8th, 2011
In a major step toward making the interactive RealTouch sex device for men a mainstream retail product the company has made its website Safe For Work (SFW).

The newly designed website focuses on what its manufacturer describes as the “innovative engineering, unrivaled versatility and patented technology” of RealTouch. The site notes that users get “incredible sensations” from the device, which employs haptic technology to add the sense of touch “for an incredible, synchronized interactive experience.”

Used while watching an adult movie, RealTouch gives a man the precise experience he is watching on the screen, including moistness, warmth, friction and strength. A button linking to a more explicit explanation of how the device actually works is available on the new site.

Introduction of the SFW version of the site coincides with a move by the company to begin selling RealTouch in retail outlets and through web merchants nationwide this spring. Up to now RealTouch has been sold exclusively through the websites of RealTouch.com website and its parent, AEBN.net.

RealTouch has earned accolades from the media since its introduction. After witnessing a demonstration on his Sirius/XM show, Howard Stern joked with his listeners: “This is what I’ve been waiting for all my life!” Hustler magazine called RealTouch the “future of sex,” while Fleshbot said, “It’s one of the most remarkable male sex toys we’ve ever seen.”

Tell Covino and Rich Why You Deserve Some Lovin’ For Valentine’s Day And Win A RealTouch

Saturday February 5th, 2011
The Most Interactive Show in Radio to Offer the Most Interactive Device for Men as Prizes Starting Tuesday, Feb. 8th

NEW YORK CITY — (February 4, 2011) – Steve Covino and Rich Davis, the popular radio hosts of the Covino and Rich Show on the Sirius XM Satellite Radio (Sirius 108/XM 139) want to help some lonely guys get some lovin’ this Valentine’s Day.

The duo have created a “Get Some Lovin’” contest starting on Tuesday, February 8th that lets listeners call in and tell their most colorful (or ridiculous, or sad) love stories. Two winners will be rewarded with the celebrated RealTouch interactive sex device for men.

The high tech device uses haptic technology and synchronizes with adult movies to give a man the same experience he is watching on the screen, including moistness, warmth, friction and strength. When the show first previewed the device live last year, Steve Covino proclaimed: “Wow! First a man on the moon and now RealTouch.”

“I can tell you from personal experience that RealTouch really works and so it’s the perfect interactive device for the most interactive show on radio,” said Rich Davis.

Covino and Rich and their infamous producer Christian “Spot” Sorge will select the winners who tell the best two stories and name them on Valentine’s Day, Monday, Feb. 14th. Their RealTouch devices will be shipped the same day.

To win a RealTouch, call 888-996-2946 to tell your story and follow Covino & Rich on Twitter (@covinoandrich) starting on Tues., Feb. 8th to find out the valid call in times.